wowfunniestposts: When i’m in school: “Im going to sleep as soon as I get home” When I get home:
Awkward is not cute, unless you're a turtle.
Why is it when I try to be myself, I’m not really myself? Or maybe I am myself, and I’m just a really awkward person and no one likes me. I get so awkward, all the time. I get more awkward in text, because I can’t properly express myself and sometimes I sound rude or stupid. I hate all those stupid shows that make it look like awkward girls are cute and charming and wonderful,...
When people brag about getting high.
Apples and Peanut Butter
I have recently discovered the phenomenon that is peanutbutter&apples together. I cannot describe the joy in my mouth when I consume it. I used to see my roomate eat it and was like, EW its apples and peanutbutter. Then I saw it on WebMD and was like ….I guess I COULD try it. I am so glad I did. OHMYGAWD. AND ONLY 90 CALORIES. WHAT?!?!?!? I KNOW RIGHT. BEST SNACK EVER.
If you are on God's side reblog this. If you're on...
wowfunniestposts: i dont like reblogging shit like this, but this one got me cause of the second sentence. Only cos I’m not on the devil’s side.
I don’t want to care about earthly things Be caught up in all the lies that trick my eyes They say it’s all about me I’m so tired of it being about me I would rather be cast away Separated from the human race If I don’t bring you glory -Disappear, Bebo Norman
If we were children I would bake you a mud pie,...
Never learned to climb a tree but I would try, just to show you what I’d done.
I thought it only happened to men. This stupid scalp problem is just getting way too intense for me. My hair is so thin now, and I’m not used to it! I’m used to my luscious locks! I’m terrified of serious hair loss. I just booked an appointment with the on campus doctor for this wednesday, and I just really pray this stops. I don’t need to be wearing a toupee at this age....
How do you know
if you like someone, or if you’re just destined to be great friends?
I HATE VOMMING.
AND I HATE RUTGERS DINING HALL.
These things take time.
I wanna know why pain makes me stronger I wanna know why good men die Why am I so afraid of the dark but I stray from the light? I wanna know why You gave me eyes when faith is how I see Tell me, is it easier to doubt or harder to believe? Oh so many questions stiring in me. And I’m wondering why. Sometimes the truth ain’t easy to find. I want to know all the answers, But...
No middle ground.
So I left today to go to Cru, looking nice and pretty (or so I thought) and came back a wreck, eyeliner in the wrong places. I cried like a baby on the phone with my best friend, who to my amazement, picked up the phone at 1:30 AM in the morning and talked to me for an hour. I feel like I can’t find a middle ground. You’re either in science, or in God. Why is there no...
Everybody is in a relationship/is in love.
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That moment when you really want to be friends...
wowfunniestposts: but you’re too socially awkward.
Dang, why are all the good guys taken? Also,...
You think you’ve got a wee bit o chemistry with someone, and turns out their taken. So now you can’t even daydream about them. What fun is that? Oh well. On a side note, I was laughing like a moron in public by myself because I saw a squirrel do an epic wall jump kick like a ninja. It was beautiful. I died.