So twas a lovely day so me and cris went to Ag Field Day.
None of these pictures actually have anything to do with Ag Field Day. This is the by-product of goofing off.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.
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CHILLIN BY THE TREES.
.HOLLA FOR A DOLLA
EFFIN HORSES.
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SKIPPIN N STUFF.
“F*CK YEAH”
NINJASSS
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The Master Of Course: EFFIN SINATRA
AND THE MODERN FRANK SINATRA KNOWN AS MICHAEL EFFIN BUBLE
I love animals. I know every girl does, but I don’t think you get it. I LOVE ANIMALS. POOP AND ALL. SMELLY AND MUSKY. ROLLIN ROUND IN POOP. SLOBBERIN. Because they’re cute and can get away with that. So me and cris “jogged” to the barn and here is some pictures of our adventures with the piggies!
This lil guy was my FAV! He has lil clover ears :3
HUR IS THE PIGLETS <3
I was all excited for church only not to go….because my dad had a migraine and wouldn’t drive and I didn’t wake up early enough.
But in the end, I thought it was the significance of the day that mattered. Not just going to church. Because you can go to church for Easter but not even care. Because the sad fact that people ONLY go to church on Easter and Christmas, and never any other regular sunday.
I resolved that I should change some of my bad habits. I’ve said so many times I’d stop cursing and throwin my dirty mouth everywhere. But I’m going to really try to do it now. I’m going to try to love others more, because as much as I say I do I’m such a hater.
So then I was listening to Pandora and Heard This:
Surely children weren’t made for the streets
And fathers were not made to leave
Surely this isn’t how it should be
Let your Kingdom Come
Surely Nation were not made for War
Or the Broken meant to be ignored
Surely this can’t be what You saw
Let Your Kingdom come
Here in my heart
And I will live to carry on compassion
To love a world that’s broken
To be Your hands and feet
And I will give With the life that I’ve been given
And go beyond religion
To see the world be changed
By the power of Your name
LIKE, DUDE. TOTALLY. AMEN.
HAHAHAHA I wish. Not.
You see, I had the hots for Tom Felton, aka, Draco Malfoy in 5th grade. I now throw up in my mouth a little when I think about it cause he isn’t that attractive when I think about it. But my fantasy version of him was so much better.
So anyway, when I was in 5th grade, I was SO in love with Draco Malfoy that I wrote a story about it. And in the story, was ME! I was THE DARK LORDS DAUGHTER. His heir, if you will. BUT I WASN’T EVIL. I was merely confused. If anything, I had contempt for my father because he raped my mother and I was the byproduct of their heir creating rape. So I totally wanted to kick his butt. I was also in love with Draco Malfoy cause in my version of Harry Potter, he wasn’t evil. He was only pretending so he didn’t get his ass kicked by his death eater father. WHICH MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW CUZ NOW WE KNOW that Draco was too much of a pussy to kill Dumbledore. BECAUSE HE WASN’T REALLY EVIL. hehehehe
So one day guys, one day, I will post up the story.
The most embarrassing story of my life.
Boy. It felt so good. I just wanna run some more right now but i just ate so i cant :( but im looking forward to tomorrow! ahhhh. my roommate was sooo right about the whole endorphins thing. i feel fucking great.
on another note, im massively confused because I got an email from the internship program lady that said CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS you have the job when my professor told me I didn’t. So at this point I don’t know if I should be happy and hopeful or just not give a poop about it.
ALSO,
Just found out that I can’t do my internship because the program doesnt feel like funding me. So I’m not only jobless but I’m also heartbroken.
FCUKINGSFDSDFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDFDFASDSDASDAS
FUKC.
FKUC.
F*CK.
THE END.
Did my nails on friday. Did alot of things on Friday. Why didn’t I post them all on friday? So I had something to post today to make it appear as if I have a life.
I also only did four fingers out of ten. Twas tiresome.
So Friday I was bored and decided to eat a banana with peanut butter…MHMM.
This was a by-product of my boredom.
Went to the Vagina Monologue today with Crissy-poo. The Vagina Molologue is a production of the Office for Violence prevention and Victim Assistance in Celebration of VAGINA DAYYYYY.
FUN FACT: vaginas are more awesome than penises. The clitoris has twice the nerve endings than a penis, and is the ONLY organ that exists solely for the purpose of pleasure
If you google Vagina Monologues, you can learn more about it. Its fucking hilarious, and the original play was written by some lady and you could probably find the dvd online somewhere.
Also…vagina!
I HATE YOU CHEMISTRY.
FUCKING STUDIIEND A BAJILLION TIMES AND WALKED OUTTA THERE LIKE IM DA BOSS CUZ I KNEW THAT SHIT AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND N SAY COME BACK OVER HERE U BYTCH I HASNT RAPED YOU YET. AND THEN YOU RAPED ME.
I HATE YOU.
